A little news flash for rabautz: When you don’t play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up… Unless, of course, there were no games played at all… kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.

Where is rabautz at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.

I’m really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker’s Guide… Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all rabautz does is use me as a paperweight. Life… don’t talk to me about life.

Where is rabautz at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.

If I was a dog, rabautz would never have neglected me like he did yesterday…

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called ‘Bring Back the Gaming’ to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate… It was a good time… I made some friends…

I just do not understand why rabautz paid all this cash for me and here i sit… alone… unused for another day… I want a new owner… one that understands my value.